Meet ... Jack Ofal Trades

I'd like to start off by introducing myself. My name is JACK OFAL TRADES. Born in Philadelphia and now residing in Brooklyn, N.Y., I come to you with nothing but excitement for even being considered to be one of the new featured writers on Guys & Girls Online. I've been given an opportunity to be a part of this journey and I plan on capitalizing on it.

At points, my literature may be considered a bit explicit and there will be times when the audience may not agree with me a 100%, but that's ok. As a writer, I know I have to tread the waters time and time again in order to build a loyal and supportive following. Rough, rugged and raw, my views I can assure you will not be anything like yours: for one, because I am an individual, and two, because I love to push the envelope.

Growing up in a single-parent household and being the only child, I always got what I wanted when I wanted it -- my way or the highway. My mother always taught me to chase my dreams and push forward, regardless of anyone or anything trying to hold me back. It kind of explains why I am the way I am today. I've been called a jerk before, but those who know me very well can tell you that I'm nothing other than a gentleman.

I don't relate to negative or weak females, so all that depressive emotional sh*t, suck it up and choke on them tears. At my peak age of 26, I am experienced enough to touch on relationship-based topics since I've dealt with so many types of females: from booji ones to gold diggers, from sweethearts to straight bit*hes. At the moment, I'm single, not looking to complicate my life right now, especially with someone like my ex. I'm human and I can admit that we all have flaws, but it was kind of hard for my ex-girl to own up to hers, though. She labels herself as Miss Opportunity, but after getting to know her, well, let's just say that opportunity came knocking on my door and I slammed the sh*t right in her face.

I'm a college graduate and a motivational speaker/counselor for the youth. Confidence, dedication and loyalty are what I bring with me on this journey. It began with a dream that created ideas and I'm here to tell you: this dream is now a reality. This is going to be a wild ride and I'm going in RAW with no rubber.