"For the Love of ... "

Girl: Do you love me?

Guy: Baby, you know I love you. Why would you even ask me that question?

Girl: You're always working ... you never seem to have time for me anymore.

Guy: Well, somebody’s gotta pay for all this. Since you had PJ, all you seem to do is spend money. You're always shopping.

Girl: Well, your son is always in need of clothes. That boy eats just like you do.

Guy: And from the looks of things, he gets his eating habits from more than just me.
When are you going to do something about those extra pounds?

Girl: I’m just so tired these days. Not sure why I have no energy. All I want to do is sleep.

Guy: And you're asking me why I’m always working ... Boss told me in 5 years, I will be eligible for partner.

Girl: Five years? That’s a lifetime. I thought you said we were going to move out west closer to my parents and finally get PJ out of the city.

Guy: Yeah, we do need to get out of here ... I am starting to forget I even have a family. When I come home, all I have time to do is get ready to go back to the office. I never thought success would look like this.

Girl: What do you mean, you're starting to forget you have a family? It will be 4 years in July!

Guy: July, yeah ...

Girl: Hey, baby? I need you to take off this Friday.

Guy: Huh ...

Girl: Uhmmmm ... yeah, Friday, that is ... the only day I could get the ultrasound scheduled ...

Guy: Ultrasound ... ? Baby, I love you.


By: Frank Mitchell
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