- I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
- I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
- Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.
- You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo
- Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.
SMH ...
- by BROaDWaY JiM
3 comments:
LOL thinks of this? Who sleeps with a teddy bear?? Gotta love it!
LMAO!!! The picture had me weak before I even read the pick up lines. Hilarious, Jim!
LoL .. If your using lines like these then u deserve to be shot. SmH
I love it !!!
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